Ladies Only-why a vibrator is better than a man

TOP TEN REASONS VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

10. You dont have to wonder what your vibrator is doing while you are at work.

9. It cant talk.

8. It cant scratch.

7. It doesnt hog all of the covers.

6. If a vibrator whines-it's a good thing.

5. It cant fart.

4. It cant forget your birthday.

3. It doesnt care if you arent in the mood.

2. It's not hairy.

And the number one reason......

It cant take control of the remote!

And just to be fair:

The Top Ten Reasons Why A Man is Better than a Vibrator!

10. A vibrator cant take out the trash.

9. A vibrator cant reassure you that your ass isnt that big.

8. A vibrator cant buy flowers.

7. Vibrators are hard to snuggle with.

6. Vibrators cant drive.

5. Vibrators cant do errands.

4. Vibrators cant fix your car.

3. Vibrators cant rub your feet (or anything else for that matter)!

2. Vibrators cant mow the lawn.

And the Number One Reason............

A vibrator doesnt come with a paycheck!